Mr Cameron may well explain or may keep quiet about Splade Futures.
The Big Community expects . Office toilers, building site chaps, factory fellows and tormented teachers should all be aware that yesterdays dinner leftovers are the lunch of the future. Splade and spork futures are therefore set to dominate the canteen table until gold makes a recovery and quantitative easing explains itself.
QE (quality eating) can only come about as a result of the rising popularity in eating casseroles with a splade or spork in one hand whilst turning the pages of one's FT (full tummy) with the other, explained a spokesman for Splades-Sporks